This week we bring you news of the large chunks of plastic that made their debut at E3. Then, Aleck gives us a preview of the voices you'll find in the GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony. Then Pat give us gives us a glimpse into a world of endless imagination: Scribblenauts.

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This week we bring you are E3 roundup of the announcements from all 3 giant press conferences. Microsoft is up first with project Natal; a system that will totally revolutionize video games if it's actually real. (It's not). MS isn't the only company joining the motion controlled party. Sony has a new controller that looks a little to much like a sex toy. Luckily, it looks like a sword when it's on the screen. Nintendo doesn't want to be left out and you're not going to believe what they announce.

Also, You might notice that the Wii sales numbers I mention are totally made up.

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Duke Nukem Forever can't seem to get a break. Now that 3D Realms has closed, it never will. After we lament our loss, we discover that Second Life is opening an ADULTS ONLY continent. After we get the virtual rape jokes out of the way (I am so sorry) we discover that Grand Theft Auto may not be as popular. After that, Aleck becomes sick of being nagged by his DS. Luckily, Pat's GBA still has some life in it.

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In this weeks exciting episode, we cover the packaging of Patapon 2: Now with 100% less disc. However, Tiger Woods 10 for Wii has 100% more disc (golf.) Of course, Now that Peggle and WoW have been combined, the apocalypse is nigh.

CHOO CHOO!

It wouldn't be a podcast if we didn't talk about Left 4 Dead and Fallout 3: They're still good.

In case you were wondering, this podcast never ends.

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The iPhone games are starting to look cool. But, not quite cool enough for us to buy an iPhone. However, nothing is stopping people from buying extra Wii Remotes. Gamestop may want our games, but we're not selling. Vin Diesel founded a development studio to put himself in games. You've been waiting for it, and we finally have our impressions of Resident Evil 5. SPOILER ALERT: We like it. A lot. Also, we've played Street Fighter IV. SPOLER ALERT II: We think it's ok. Of course we don't only play new games. I've been playing a lot of Final Fantasy XII and It's great.

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In this week's inebriated episode, we give our condolences to the Xbox Live user who was banner for being a lesbian. Next, the news tsunami begins as 50 Cent: Blood in the Sand blows our minds away. Then, the Xbox community games rub us in all the right places. When the waves have washed over us, Aleck and I make a playdate pact for Resident Evil 5. After fending off the zombies, we discover what the world has always known: macs suck for games. However, The PS3 is awesome for downloadable games. Then, believe it or not, we are still finding new things to talk about in Left 4 Dead.

BTW, Aleck loves his new hat.

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We've been doing some experimenting with our recording setup and I've excited to say that WE HAVE TOTALLY FAILED. I'm really sorry about my voice on this one. We won't let this happen again.

Speaking of screwups, Aleck thinks that copy protection that breaks games is a stupid practice. We'd love to offer you the details on RE:5, but Aleck and I forgot to play the demo. Instead, Aleck decided to deepend his Fallout addiction. Luckily, I've done some hard-hitting research (wikipedia) on Media Molecule. After we discuss the amazingness of Little Big Planet, the new Puzzle Quest is even more awesome in space. You can even play Puzzle Quest on a DSi with TWO CAMERAS. After that, Aleck will explain how you can get from Washington D.C. to Alaska in under an hour.

TRANSMISSION OVER>>>

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In our exciting debut episode on the 2 Guys Talking network, we teach you what you need to know. For Example, did you know that the best time to buy used games is during the summer. WE ARE A WELL OF USEFUL INFORMATION; IT NEVER STOPS FLOWING. Also, I'm so annoyed by lightsabers in videogames that I can't even make sense. However, I make lots of sense when I discuss my BRAND NEW PS3 and LITTLE BIG PLANET. YAY! Then, Aleck loves his Fallout 3. A lot.

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First, have a fat guy puke on the person that you roped. Then, when you're done playing Left 4 Dead, it's time to kill even more zombies with a friend in Resident Evil 5. OK. ENOUGH ZOMBIES. Now it is time to milk fable 2 for all that it's worth. However, you can play demos on your DS until your battery dies. When it does, you can play the 2 Guys Games: GAME OF THE YEAR.

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In this years' exciting episode, we discuss the wonders of the new Xbox experience. He's a hint: I like it. I also like how the 360 can stream Netflix movies. It's awesome. In fact, in this podcast, we only talk about things that are awesome. Such as LEFT 4 DEAD. LEFT 4 DEAD is SO FUCKING AWESOME.

Hey. I have to tell you something. I may have lied before when I told you we would only discuss awesome things. Things happened. It turns out that Mercenaries 2 isn't quite awesome. But, the Force Unleashed is Aleck Approved. Also... Silent Hill games now suck. Too bad.

SHE LIKES IT WHEN I FEED HER APPLES.

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While this is kinda a short podcast, it'll take you at least 18 hours to defeat the Pandemonium Warden. Meanwhile, Aleck deserves a prize for his Oblivion achievements. While there aren't many new retail games out, Braid and Bionic Commando are tearing up Xbox Live. Also, Fantastic Contraption is amazing. If you haven't played it, go play it now.

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