The Master Hand Glitch

Hey, you know that Master Hand Glitch we were talking about in our most recent podcast? Want to experience it for yourself but don't want to be bothered with searching for it? Consider this your lucky day:
http://super-smash-bros.wikia.com/wiki/Master_Hand_glitch

2 Guys Talk About Games: Often, You make a lot of sense

In this week's slightly inebriated episode, we discover that E3 doesn't have much for us. In fact, it's for suckers. We discover that Microsoft Kinect probably isn't sensitive enough to do anything useful. Sony makes their dildo controller look somewhat appealing. Then, Nintendo announces a new console and steals the show. Then, we talk about games that are months (and in some cases years) old. For some reason, we don't play the new games. Except on the iPHONE! (But no one believes me.)

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RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!

I'm now an editor of the site so I can do things like post announcements on the front page (instead of posting my pitiful comments). It's been a challenging, exhausting, and occasionally discomfortable road from Fan Zero (the veritable epicenter of 2 Guys Games fandom) to Editor, but I relish in the faith Aleck and Aaron have in me to not break anything. Thanks, brosephs.

Plus, we've recorded our E3 wrapup episode and it is intoxicating. In addition, our crack team of promotions goons are working tirelessly to prepare a new face for 2 Guys Games in social media. Stay tuned...

2 Guys Talk About Games: Why Are You Still Listening?

Now with fewer jokes and even more boring news. Por Ejemplo, did you know J Allard is leaving Microsoft? Do you even care? If you think that's interesting, you'll be blown away by Ubisoft's new game cases: THEY ARE MADE OF RECYCLED PLASTIC. I know. I just blew your mind. Your mind is mutating. Just like the new mutation game modes in Left 4 Dead 2. DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE? The only thing more impressive is getting your wife to play video games. WE HAVE DONE THAT. Sometimes, we even find time to play games ourselves. Like Fallout 3. YES, WE FOUND ANOTHER WAY TO MAKE ALECK TALK ABOUT FALLOUT. Prepare to be amazed.

Thanks to Jamie and our 3 other fans for making this podcast possible.

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It's finally done

I finished editing and emailed the podcast to Aaron. He'll be uploading it in a bit. Thanks to you, our three fans who appear to be from around the world!
Ok, I get why you can't subscribe, and it's no big deal, don't worry about it. I think that I mentioned something again in this episode about subscribing, so you can just disregard that.
Anyways, how the hell did you end up discovering our show?!?

We could never hope to be this good

This is fucking amazing. The two (3) of us could never hope to be as good as this one reviewer:

2 Guys Talk About Games: Such Glory

Pat Says: Go buy Arkham Asylum. Right now.

Aleck Says: Go buy Scribblenauts.

Aaron Agrees.

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2 Guys Talk About Games: Hot Tomato

Cleverness abounds in this fine episode as we cover amazing topics such as the Sims 3, Matthew Mcconaughey, and very hot tomatos. Of course we might actually talk about video games as well. Come listen!

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Do you Crackberry?

Do you listen to our podcast from a Blackberry? Please let us know how you found our podcast. Just post a comment or Tweet me!

2 Guys Talk About Games: Fast Aids

This week we bring you news of the large chunks of plastic that made their debut at E3. Then, Aleck gives us a preview of the voices you'll find in the GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony. Then Pat give us gives us a glimpse into a world of endless imagination: Scribblenauts.

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2 Guys Talk About Games: E3 News Spectacular

This week we bring you are E3 roundup of the announcements from all 3 giant press conferences. Microsoft is up first with project Natal; a system that will totally revolutionize video games if it's actually real. (It's not). MS isn't the only company joining the motion controlled party. Sony has a new controller that looks a little to much like a sex toy. Luckily, it looks like a sword when it's on the screen. Nintendo doesn't want to be left out and you're not going to believe what they announce.

Also, You might notice that the Wii sales numbers I mention are totally made up.

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Sony's Dildo Controller


While Sony's prototype controller may look like a sex toy, this demostration blows the pants off of Microsoft's Natal demos. If you're impatient, the video will blow your mind at 1:36.

Project Natal


We have a lot to say about this video in our next podcast.

Most Realistic Zombie Shooter Ever


This video is amazing. I don't care if this guy was hypnotized or not. This premise is fantastic.

2 Guys Talk About Games: Adults Only!

Duke Nukem Forever can't seem to get a break. Now that 3D Realms has closed, it never will. After we lament our loss, we discover that Second Life is opening an ADULTS ONLY continent. After we get the virtual rape jokes out of the way (I am so sorry) we discover that Grand Theft Auto may not be as popular. After that, Aleck becomes sick of being nagged by his DS. Luckily, Pat's GBA still has some life in it.

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2 Guys Talk About Games: CHOO CHOO!

In this weeks exciting episode, we cover the packaging of Patapon 2: Now with 100% less disc. However, Tiger Woods 10 for Wii has 100% more disc (golf.) Of course, Now that Peggle and WoW have been combined, the apocalypse is nigh.

CHOO CHOO!

It wouldn't be a podcast if we didn't talk about Left 4 Dead and Fallout 3: They're still good.

In case you were wondering, this podcast never ends.

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2 Guys Talk About Games: Bad Math

The iPhone games are starting to look cool. But, not quite cool enough for us to buy an iPhone. However, nothing is stopping people from buying extra Wii Remotes. Gamestop may want our games, but we're not selling. Vin Diesel founded a development studio to put himself in games. You've been waiting for it, and we finally have our impressions of Resident Evil 5. SPOILER ALERT: We like it. A lot. Also, we've played Street Fighter IV. SPOLER ALERT II: We think it's ok. Of course we don't only play new games. I've been playing a lot of Final Fantasy XII and It's great.

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2 Guys Talk About Games: Good Vibrations

In this week's inebriated episode, we give our condolences to the Xbox Live user who was banner for being a lesbian. Next, the news tsunami begins as 50 Cent: Blood in the Sand blows our minds away. Then, the Xbox community games rub us in all the right places. When the waves have washed over us, Aleck and I make a playdate pact for Resident Evil 5. After fending off the zombies, we discover what the world has always known: macs suck for games. However, The PS3 is awesome for downloadable games. Then, believe it or not, we are still finding new things to talk about in Left 4 Dead.

BTW, Aleck loves his new hat.

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Another Triumph

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If you're a fan of Portal, you'll love this video of Still Alive being sung in a minor key. There's also a nice mp3 available for download.

If you're not a fan of portal, it's time to spend $20 on a copy. The game can be purchased from the comfort of your own couch. After you've beaten the game, watch the above video.

2 Guys Talk About Games: Everything's Better in Space

We've been doing some experimenting with our recording setup and I've excited to say that WE HAVE TOTALLY FAILED. I'm really sorry about my voice on this one. We won't let this happen again.

Speaking of screwups, Aleck thinks that copy protection that breaks games is a stupid practice. We'd love to offer you the details on RE:5, but Aleck and I forgot to play the demo. Instead, Aleck decided to deepend his Fallout addiction. Luckily, I've done some hard-hitting research (wikipedia) on Media Molecule. After we discuss the amazingness of Little Big Planet, the new Puzzle Quest is even more awesome in space. You can even play Puzzle Quest on a DSi with TWO CAMERAS. After that, Aleck will explain how you can get from Washington D.C. to Alaska in under an hour.

TRANSMISSION OVER>>>

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